care to share…?

Here’s something I found off a random forum I was just reading (I think it was originally off one of those chain email things)
 
Pick the month you were born:
January——-I kicked
February——I loved
March——–I karate chopped
April———-I licked
May———-I jumped on
June———-I smelt
July———–I did the Macarena with
August——–I had lunch with
September—-I danced with
October——-I sang to
November—–I yelled at
December—–I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1——-a birdbath
2——-a monster
3——-a phone
4——-a fork
5——-a snowman
6——-a gangster
7——-my mobile phone
8——-my dog
9——-my best friends’ boyfriend
10——-my neighbour
11——-my science teacher
12——-a banana
13——-a fireman
14——-a stuffed animal
15——-a goat
16——-a pickle
17——-your mom
18——-a spoon
19—— – a smurf
20——-a baseball bat
21——-a ninja
22——-Chuck Norris
23——-a noodle
24——-a squirrel
25——-a football player
26——-my sister
27——-my brother
28——-an iPod
29——-a surfer
30——-a homeless guy
31——-a llama

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White———because I’m cool like that
Black———because that’s how I roll.
Pink———–because I’m NOT crazy.
Red———–because the voices told me to.
Blue———–because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green———because I think I need some serious help.
Purple———because I’m AWESOME!
Gray———-because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
Yellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange——–because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
Brown———because I can.
Other———-because I’m a Ninja!
None———-because I can’t control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made, and post it as a comment. For example, mine is "I sang to a banana because I’m sexy and I do what I want." There were some really funny (and really suss) ones on the forum, so I’m just interested in what combinations you peoples end up with.

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4 thoughts on “care to share…?

  1. I danced with a mobile phone because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars !!? oO" how am i suppose to dance with a mobile phone !!? =S but well it isnt that bad in exchange for a million XD altho i wouldnt do anything else cuz in real life, my pride comes before money =P

  2. I loved Chuck Norris (who\’s that btw?) because my family thinks I\’m stupid anyway. ~ How random. I love Hilary\’s one though. (And just out of curiousity, why can I delete my own comments?)

  3. I ran over an iPod because I\’m sexy and I do what I want.(of course you can delete your own comment! If you make a mistake you can at least go back and correct it)

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